So, I am a guy (which explains why I like talking about dicks, or does it not?) and I have not been able to get a haircut for a while since my hairstylist (I only get it done by her) and I are both super busy and couldn’t schedule one. I think it’s been 4…… Continue reading on saying shit 2
I have known a friend, let’s call him Water-Tiger, for 8 years already and we haven’t been able to hang out for maybe two years. It’s just one of those adult things. As you age, your coworkers become your friends, and others just… slowly fade into your past. Anyway, as the man of the relationship,…… Continue reading martinis are gay … ?
I am writing blog on time. Get it? On Time. Alright. Sorry for that, I kinda picked it up from my good friend, who is awesome at puns, but people think he’s lame. I highly value his talent, though. Anyway, I might get shit for writing things on time, or on people aging, when I…… Continue reading on the moment
Have you suffered from eating things so spicy that your poohole was abused? So my friend domibear and I are visiting a good friend that left us because she got sick of nyc. We arrive at the airport, and do a little happy dance, and head out to a some wing spot called winking lizard.…… Continue reading fire in the hole
Being nice kinda sucks, because there still are ignorant people out there that’s gonna be shitty to you. So I was half-asleep at the teacher’s lounge, and my coworker texts me. She was next to me. I was like, “okay, wtf is this secret message”. Apparently, one of the teachers were talking shit about how…… Continue reading on saying shit
Go back to your Country. said the big black boy. Go back to Africa. said the Asian boy. The Asian boy wasn’t remotely angry, but the big black boy flipped the fuck out. Why is this? I guess the other post on “black people” kinda reminded me of this incident back when I was…… Continue reading Ignorance and Racism
Girls are weird. Just to be a bitch, I’d say random things like, “you got fat” and they’d flip out and will want to scrape my face off, but if I force out a compliment with all my heart and endearingly comment, “I didn’t realize you were this beautiful before”, they’d tell me to shut…… Continue reading sincerity